That is too much power for one human being
Photographic evidence of Justin throwing small minority children and smiling about it.
Why have I never seen this in a gif before this is brilliant
i’ve waited so long to find this again. and I will reblog it 3895721273 times if it’s needed.
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I fucking hate this thing
some of them i hadn’t even seen before
checking tumblr in public and porn comes on your dash
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!
It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.
THAT IS FANTASTIC
Non-Newtonian fluids, everyone.
As a child I believed that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life than it has turned out to be. Little did I know I could defeat it by simply waddling like a penguin.
Same here! The 80s gave me unrealistic expectations on how much quicksand I would encounter in my life.